A lorry driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside and presently a trio of Hells Angels came in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it, the second one took a slurp of the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie.

The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.

When he was gone, one of the Angels sneered, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied, "He's just backed his lorry over three motorcycles."