"Unemploymnet checks are the fastest way to stimulate the economy" Nancy Pelosi 2010

‎"Health care premiums will go down 3000% under my health care plan"-B Obama.

‎"I never thought this day would come. I don't have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car. If I take care of him (BHO), he'll take care of me." From an unnamed idiot who fell for the "hope and change".

‎"We campaigned in 57 states".....Barack "Harvard Educated" Obama

‎''When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again.' - Bill Clinton

''I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.'' - JoeBiden

"Ooo now I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage, Obama's gonna help!
Reporter-"Where is Obama going to get the money to help you'?
Lady-"I don't know, from his stash I guess."

‎"Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good" Harry Reid

"A light skinned African American with no negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." - Harry Reid

Al Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"

Hank Johnson worrying that Guam will capsize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w (look at the poor guy rubbing his cheek to distract himself - I'm sure he wanted to just bust out laughing at this moron)

"You don't need God anymore, you've got us Democrats" - Nancy Pelosi (2006)

Obama on the Tonight Show: "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."

"I was not guilty of wrong doing in bailing my husbamd's bank out. I was helping black people." Maxine Waters

On March 19, 1998 Gore called The Washington Post's executive editor to tip him off about an ''error'' on the front page of his paper. ''I decided I just had to call because you've printed a picture of the Earth upside-down"

"I do know what happened, but what I do know is that the police acted stupidly" BHO 2009

"This war is lost" Harry "Dim Bulb" Reed

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." Obama

“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.” -- Nancy P. Pelosi, Aug 2008

‎"We have 10 years left to save the planet from Armageddon"
AlGore, January 2006.