Artful Dodger: I still find this hard to believe, even though it's apparently true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-DikUMrkcU

Iamon lyme: The left blows it off like it's stupid but there is no proof that Obama is eligible and lots of proof that he isn't.

Artful Dodger: The first clip I saw talked about how criminal experts examined the birth certificate and have proven it's a manufactured document. One of the mistakes made when constructing the forgery was in adding a layer of security color in the wrong way. There were other mistakes made, the video didn't cover them all, but apparently there's no doubt about it. The document the president presented is a fake.

Here's the kicker though... Obama's own lawyer admitted it's a fake, but said it doesn't matter because the evidence (the document in question) CAN'T be used as evidence because.... are you ready for this? It can't be used as evidence because it's not a real document! That's right, because the birth certificate is a fake, it can't be used as evidence! Because it's NOT real! What does that mean? Does it mean if it WAS real it COULD be used as evidence? LOL to the tenth power!!!!!!

Darn it, I could've been a lawyer and make some big money before retiring. I had no idea how stupid some people can be.

Iamon lyme: I think the reason most Republicans are ignoring this whole thing is because it's really the media's job to investigate and they want nothing to do with it. Sad as there's definitely a story.

Artful Dodger: The story will eventually come out, in little bits and pieces, but even after Obama is long gone the Democrats will need to spin this one until the next ice age is over.

There is no way they can ever justify intentionally misleading the American people. And no way they could get anyone to believe they didn't know all about this long before any of the rest of us ever got wind of it.

Iamon lyme: BUT.. can you imagine Biden as our president if he was thrown out? Even temporarily?

Hmm.. not sure it would be THAT much worse though.

rod03801: "can you imagine Biden as our president"

Actually, Obamas smartest move was picking Biden to be vice president. It took me less than 2 minutes to figure that one out, after learning who Obama picked for the VP position.

Not only does it insure that Obama looks like the smartest guy in the room (it helps for Reed and Pelosi to be there as well) but if something were to happen to Obama (like tripping when jogging up and down the stairs to and from Air Force One) everyone understands who would take over. So who wouldn't want to show up just make sure nothing bad happens to the president?

No, I think picking Biden was a smart move.

rod03801: Some knuckleheads will vote for Obama only because they can't stand the thought of a conservative in the WH. Even though they think Obama is running the USA into the ground, they will vote for him anyway. I can't stand him or his minions.

Iamon lyme: Meanwhile the Dept of the Treasury has bought up thousands of rounds of hollow point bullets.

Artful Dodger: Okay, you have piqued my interest... the Dept of the Treasury and the US National weather service have bought up thousands of rounds of hollow point bullets. So what can that mean? Hollow points are serious ammunition.

So let me think... the National weather service wants this ammunition to defend itself if the global warming deniers threaten to attack one of their weather stations? No, that can't be right... it makes too much sense. There must be some nuttier reason.

And then there's the Dept of the Treasury. That's a no brainer. They are worried about the people who are obsessed with money... especially other peoples money. Obsession with money is a narcissistic disorder, but there's no point in going there again... too many narcissists will think I'm talking about them.

Iamon lyme: I have theories but they are cuckoo like coco puffs.

Iamon lyme: I'm still trying to proccess this in my mind... We can't use the faked document as evidence of it being a fake, because the document is a fake. And because it is a fake, and not a real document, it can't be used as evidence of the president trying to pass off a phony document... because it's not a real document.

You could make the case that the president didn't know it was a fake, that would be an easy argument to make, because he obviously doesn't know a whole lot about anything else he's involved in.

Iamon lyme: "I'm still trying to proccess this in my mind..."

Oh no! I misspelled the word 'process'! Now it will be all over the news! I'm going to have to officially drop out of the race. I'm not running for any office but that doesn't matter, because I've obviously disqualified myself.

My handlers will be furious with me. They'll say, How could you have strayed so far off message? Why didn't you talk to us first? Now all of our hard work has gone down the toilet, and why? Because you went off the reservation and started blabbering about anything and everything that crosses your mind. That's why, you boob! What were you thinking?

But I don't care, and do you know why? Because they don't exist... and I wasn't running for any office. That's why.