Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to
change a light bulb?

A: 1,331:

* 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that
the light bulb has been changed

* 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

* 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

* 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

* 53 to flame the spell checkers

* 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the
light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail
list.

* 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

* 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to
please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

* 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

* 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all
use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this
mail list.

* 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

* 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs

* 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
corrected URLs.

* 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are
relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this
list.

* 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including
all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

* 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

* 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

* 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

* 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

* 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant
for, leave it here.

* 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.