1-post it through ur neighbours door at 2am in the morning shouting out "ITS CHRRRIIISSSSTTTMMAAASSSSSSS" ALSO IF U WAIT TILL MARCH IT WILL BE FUNNIER

2- TIE UP A LOCAL MP PUT HIM ON THE TREE AND SET FIRE TO HIM.....

3-SIT THERE PLAYING SHE LOVES ME SHE LOVES ME NOT WITH THE LEAVES IT'LL HELP PASS THE TIME BETWEEN EACH MEDICATION DOSE

4-GRIND IT DOWN AND FEED IT TO UR DOG

5-SPRAY IT ORANGE WITH BLUE SPOTS SELL IT FOR £1 MILLION and WIN THE TURNER PRIZE

6-GRIND IT DOWN AND SELL IT TO A VEGETARIAN AS A NEW TYPE OF SALAD

7-SEE HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS U CAN MAKE FROM IT

8-PLANT IT IN YOUR NEIGHBOURS GARDEN!!!RIGHT BY THE DOOR SO THEY CANT GET OUT

9-GIVE IT TO UR GIRLFRIEND AS A VALENTINES GIFT

10- CARVE AN ELABORATE SANTA TRAP FROM IT AND CATCH THE JOLLY RED MAN IN A SNARE THEN SHOOT HIM AND SELL HIS CARCASS TO MCDONALDS .