Dear Abby
 
 
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat.
He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's even worse,
everyone knows he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job four years ago,
he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bulls*** with his pals,
while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me
and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him.
You don't need him anymore.
For Pete's sake, you're a United States Senator from New York now.