The Wrong Thing To Say

This married couple is sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over
at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband says "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband who has been drinking like that
since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long.".....

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