<A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Laura, something
nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell
phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
> > Laura was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Laura went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Laura," he
said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Laura replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."!

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her h usband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"