Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a
New nurse
when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They
Interviewed Nurse Nancy
and decided to hire her. She had only
Worked two days when one doctor called
the other to his office
And said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.
"Why, we
Just hired her?"

"Well, I think she is dyslexic and get
thing backward. I told her
To give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24
four hour, but
She gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him.
I
Told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she
Gave
her twelve in one hour."

The doctor have barely finished his reasons when
the other doctor
Rushed out of the room. "Where are you going in such a
hurry?"
The doctor asked. "To see Nancy, I just instructed her to prick

Mr. Hill's Boil!"