That was the point, through humour. Some people have an irony deficiency it seems. To get back to the point of the board:
I wonder if we should implement a feature where a player can claim victory if they cannot mathematically be beaten. It would save some time, especially in tournaments, if we weren't forced to play to the last roll if the result is already known. Did that make sense?

Also, for what it's worth, I endorse the Acey Duecey nomination. It is more well known than BG race and also more of a unique game. Nice suggestion.