thanks- since that was well received..I'll post one more : )
BEER STUDY
Harvard medical scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious
look at their beer consumption. Their theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consume within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test X-Scanned:
1.) gained weight,
2.) talked excessively without making sense,
3.) became overly emotional,
4.) couldn't drive,
5.) failed to think rationally,
6.) argued over nothing,
7.) had to sit down while urinating, and
8.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.