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23. Februar 2006, 17:00:28
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Emne:
Hmmm
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Deaths attended by Physicians
per year are
120,000.
(C) Deaths per physician
is
0.171.
Statistics courtesy of
U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million..)
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accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
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The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
is
.000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,
I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention.
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