You just want three birthday parties! I assume the diet is out of the window today?

It doesn't seem like a year since the last one. There again, my memory isn't what it was, is it furbey...furley...farley....harley?

Happy birthday freaky person!

Tonight's the night for watching people parking their water buses at Tesco's less than frozen skating rink of a car park if I remember rightly.

It's true - ask Rose!

But a rose by any other name smells as sweet.

Speaking of Rose, her name is actually Selma.

Cos...cos...cos...that's your name! rofl! It is in my little world anyway!

Neat, eh Trevor?

Hold down the 'alt' key and press 13 and/or 14 in the numbers block. ♪♫♪♫

Now there's an interesting thought! :o)

Happy Birthday Antje! To celebrate I'll let you beat me at backgammon.

That's it - expect a few house-guests later on this week.

Have a VERY Happy Birhday, Gaynor!

I won't mention your age (there isn't enough room on here to cram all those figures in) so I'll just say, why do you look 20 years younger than me? Anyway, we'll see how young you look at the end of the summer after you've had Helen to stay!

Have a good one!

Hey, happy birthday beach! Have a wonderful time today!

Happy birthday, Maria! Save me some cake!

I hope your deafness is restored soon, Watson. :o)

Now what have these two nice people ever done to deserve that caterwauling?

Crikey, you don't have birthdays as well? Sheesh! Well have a great one then!

Χρόνια πολλά πάντα!! Kali dhiaskedhasi. Tha se dho se lighio. Oh - mayirevete poli kala! S'agapo.

I hope you don't mind me posting this here, harleyplops. It's just a congratulatory message for my daughter. You know why!

Deep breath....

Llongyfarchiadau mawr, Eleni, cariad am Cofleidiau Cymraeg ydy nifer un.

Cariad mawr wrth mam a thad balch. Cofleidiau mawr!

Sorry if the grammar and mutations are wrong but it's all my own work! I know teenagers speak a different language to their parents, but seldom so literally!

Keep feeling young, Rose. Look on the bright side - I'm 9 years older than you!

Happy Birthday, RoseyRats! The rot sets in at 40, you know. 40 is the new 50.

Happy Birthday Dottie! I'll stay in bed all day for you today - I promise!
If you're good I'll tell everyone how old you are. If you're bad....

I hope your pressy helps with some speedy deliveries!

Happy Saint David's Day to all you Welsh peopley-things!

Happy Birthday Anders! Your day to be pampered. (in this house that can also mean have your nappy changed. Whatever turns you on!)

Chronia pola, Nic!

Happy Birthday, Sam! Blimey, I remember when you were the snotty little kid that delivered my paper. How times change. Except for the snotty bit.

Happy Birthday Radiant!!

Have a wonderful day!

Aw! Thanks guys! I'm very touched.

Cole, I can't argue with the zoo comment! Most of the animals are on the yahoo board - wife, children, cats, dogs, horses, goats and even Walter the gecko and a red dragon! And me.
Bwild - yep, a fire extinquisher was honestly at hand!
Lindyslops - 49 I'm afraid!
Rhiannon and Myfanwy - add to the hairy ears and wrinkles some rather embarrassing stains that have started to appear on my jeans...
Rose - could you insert 25? Please!
harley and cariad - what can I say about your singing that hasn't already been said? lol
Radiant - see above!
chattycrisps - yes, you are younger but not by very much which means it's your birthday soon! Heh, heh, heh!

Once again - THANKS EVERYONE!

Happy birthday, Scampy!

Χρόνια πολλά, Krissy!

Πάντα σ'αγαπώ,πάντα.
Panda s'agapo, panda.

Happy Birthday, Carol!! Have a wonderful combined celebration! How old are you now, dearie? lol

Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
Penblwydd Hapus!
Chronia pola!
Joyeux Anniversaire!
Buon Compleanno!
Feliz Cumpleaños!

Happy Name-day to Nic (loggerhead), my brother-in-law! Χρόνια πολλά!

As it's the feast day of Saint Nikolaos (St Nicholas) today, December 6th, Christmas kicks off today in Greece (and other countries) so...Καλά Χριστούγεννα!

And to my wife, Σας αγαπώ.

31??? I remember 31! *counts on fingers....takes sock off....counts on toes....takes other sock off....shakes head....17 years ago....*