Here now are ten things Fencer would be doing, rather than snoop through someones messages:

number 10) Eat a grape

number 9) Feed a grape to wife.

number 8) Watch a cloud change from a puppy...to a fish.

number 7) Watch the cloud change back.

number 6) Catch up with old friends.

number 5) Make new friends.

number 4) Go out to dinner with family.

number 3) Watch a movie all the way through.

number 2) Contemplate his navel.

And the number one thing Fencer would rather be doing, than reading private messages IS... drum roll please....

Anything else in the world...