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Subject: Re: Eureka, that's it! I know what to do now! I'll get a job working for peanuts... dry roasted peanuts
Artful Dodger: Elephant? I'd have more luck passing myself off as the Bearded Lady. Add a little padding here and there, let my hair grow out... use the ladies room instead of the other one. If I forget and start walking into the mens room someone might get suspicious and... and, uh... wait a sec... Peanuts!! That's right... I forgot about the peanuts! Okay then, forget the circus... I'll get a job as peanut inspector at a dry roasted peanut factory.