According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. Male drop their
antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to December.
Females retain
their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one
of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known.
ONLY
women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost.