<>Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. A small boy
> >wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the
> >lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she
asked.
>
> >"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
> >
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> >
> >A grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning. He
had
>
> >made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
> >When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army
> men
> >in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
> >Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of waking up
> is
> >soldiers in your cup !"
> >
> >================================================
> >
> >An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally
>
> >asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it
over
>
> >and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep
slamming
>
> >the door until St. Peter says, For heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay
> >out.'"
> >
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> >
> >A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
> >one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
> >fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's
> >duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No,"
said
>
> >another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to
> a
> >close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
> >
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> >
> >Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
> her
> >face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
> >said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's
> >the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"