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22. January 2007, 12:40:22

Adaptable Ali

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A police officer pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out

of the lanes.

He approached the car window and said, 'Sir, I need you to blow

into this breathalyser tube?

The man immediately reached into his pocket and produced a

doctor's note.

On it was written: 'This man suffers from asthma. Please don't

make him perform any action that'll leave him short of breath.

The officer said, 'OK then, I need you to come and give a blood

sample.'

Straightaway, the man produced another letter.

This one read: 'This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause

him to bleed in any way.'

So the police officer said, 'Right, I need a urine sample then.'

The man produced a third letter from his pocket.

It read, "This man plays for the English Cricket Team. Please

don't take the piss out of him."