<Hello, is this the FBI?"
>"Yes. What do you want?"
>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
>marijuana inside his firewood."
>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the
>shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of
>wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
>
>The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
>"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Did they chop your firewood?"
>"Yep."
>"Merry Christmas Buddy!"
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