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15. July 2007, 12:06:17

Adaptable Ali

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A man has both ears ripped off in a rugby match and is rushed to the
Doctor.

The doctor says ' Well, your ear holes are OK so all we need to
do now is find you some donor ears'

A couple of days goes by and the doc
rings up the man and says'Good news.....I've found you some ears.'

The
man says 'what sort of ears are they?'

'Well' says the Doc,' One is from
a dog and the other is a pig's ear. But don't worry, you've got long hair so no
one will see them.'

So the Doctor stitches them on and asks the man how
they are, to which he replies...

'Well this dog's ear is amazing! I can
hear a whisper from ten miles away!'

The Doctor says 'what about the pig's
ear?'

and the man says...

'Ah, well...I'm getting a lot of crackling in
that one!'