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4. February 2008, 20:29:26

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Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?

Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis.

Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.

Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.