Good evening. As you know, early yesterday, Somali-based pirates attacked the Maersk Alabama, a freighter carrying relief supplies to Kenya.............I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.....................There have been calls for justice and even violence against the misguided perpetrators. But such an emotional reaction has led to the disparagement of entire groups...................For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics,..................................To address this issue, I have instructed Vice President Joe Biden to create a cabinet-level Czar of Pirate Outreach and Buccaneer Interrelation...............

Read the entire speech here.

This is a great satirical piece that fully exposes the stupidity of Obama's "rose colored glasses" approach to world issues.  Get real.  The US is NOT part of a globally run community.  We are an independent nation and run our own lives.  Blow the pirates out of the water.  Then chase the rest down and shoot to kill. 

Further, I'd put a US commando group on some of these US freighters and if the Pirates attack, I'd like them board, then shoot them dead.  All of them.  Then I'd make sure that the pirate world knows that if you mess with a US ship, you just might get your head blown off. 

Cowboy diplomacy all the way on this one.