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16. Novembro 2006, 02:28:14

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Temo: Re:

Dolittle:

19. Novembro 2006, 04:54:27

heavenlyemma

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Temo: Re: Me knows it's Foxy's B-day tomorrow... whoo hoo.. another year older and deeper in debt! LOL

ScarletRose:

19. Novembro 2006, 05:05:11

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Temo: We'll try again

Time upon a once, was there a boy little. And this boy little, was down fishing pond the by, when he frog a spotted. He decided to frog the catch and flash as a quick, he hold grabbed of the frog.

The said Frog: "Sir wait, Let me go if, grant you wish one will I.

And so the boy frog the go let.

.............

19. Novembro 2006, 05:11:15

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Temo: Re: We'll try again

Groucho: My brain is confused enough and ur confusing it more

Sorry couldn't pass it by.

19. Novembro 2006, 05:18:41

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Temo: It means

Foxy Lady: Once upon a time there was a little boy. And he was fishing down by the pond when he spotted a frog. He decided to catch the frog and as quick as a flash, he grabbed hold of the frog.

The Frog said: "Wait sir; If you let me go I will grant you one wish.

And so the boy let the frog go. ;)

But you have to add to the story and change the words around so some of it's backwards ;)

19. Novembro 2006, 05:28:19

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Temo: Re: It means

Groucho: Ohhhhhhhh so it's almost like talking to my hubby so the kids don't understand.

19. Novembro 2006, 05:29:51

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Temo: Re: It means

Foxy Lady:I once heard an entire story told this way and the guy had me in stitches :) I'll see if I can dig it up. It's a great story too. ;)

19. Novembro 2006, 06:17:55

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Jon Spelman

Time upon a once, there was a prince who wanted to get married. But he decided, for some reason foolish, that he wanted his wife to be a very real Cessprin. So about traveled he all through the world to real a find one. But every Cessprin he met was not real enough quite. There plenty of Cessprinces were, but they whether real enough were, he not figure out quite could. There was some always thing that did not right seem quite.

So home came again he and was sad quite, for he much so wished to find a prin realcess. Well, one storm a bit later little, a terrible night came on. It lighted and thunded. The stream rained down. It was fearful quite.

There then a door at the knocking came. Prince the open down to went it. Was a woman young it who out stood the door side. But, oh my, she how awful looked the rain from and the weather heavy. The hair streamed down her water and her clothes and into ran the top of her shoes and out ran at the heels.
"Are you who?" asked Prince the.
"I am a Cessprin," declared she.
"A Cessprin!" thought Prince the, but he nothing said, only into guest bed went room the, off took the bedding all, and springs on the pea a put. Then laid he the pea upon matty twentresses, and then feather twenty goose beds them upon. This pile huge on the Cessprin had to all night sleep. Test was it a.

The morning next, Prince the asked the Cessprin she slept how.
"Oh, miserably, oh," said the Cessprin. "I slept at hardly all. Know's what goodness in my bed was. I upon hard lay something. I turned and tossed all night. Now am I blue and black overall."

But happy was Prince the, for he now saw that she was indeed a very real Cessprin because all the way through those matty twentresses and those feather twenty goose beds, she had pea the felt.

And so Prince the and Cessprin married were and happily ever lived after. And was put the pea in a museum, and it is now there still, unsome less body has off it carried. Me believe, a true this is story, and have I heard it as I told it. You thank I for to it listening. End the.

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19. Novembro 2006, 06:25:37

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Temo: Re:

Groucho:

19. Novembro 2006, 13:25:58

Adaptable Ali

21. Novembro 2006, 16:19:36

ArnieTxx

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Temo: Fair-Haired Felon Caught in the Act

One morning, at breakfast time, a family of bears found that their cereal was too hot. They decided to take a walk through the woods, during which time the cereal would cool.

While the bears were out, a young woman, alias Goldilocks, real name unknown, broke into their house.

First, she entered the dining room and sampled all 3 bowls of cereal. Goldilocks decided that the smallest bowl was most to her liking and ate all the cereal from it.

Then Goldilocks entered the living room and tried to find a comfy chair. The first 2 large chairs didn't suit her, so she tried a smaller one. This chair was meant to be used by a bear cub and didn't support a woman as heavy as Goldilocks. Leaving the broken chair in the middle of the living room, Goldilocks continued to explore the house.

Now the blonde felon came to the bedroom. After trying out all 3 beds, she decided that she preferred the smallest one. Fortunately, this bed was better constructed than the chair & did not break. Goldilocks fell asleep in the smallest bed, as she was very tired.

The bears returned home, noticed the smashed window, and realized that there had been a burglary during their absence. Cautiously, Father Bear unlocked the front door, afraid that there might be an armed criminal in the house. The bears searched the house together. They found the empty cereal bowl and the broken chair. Then Baby Bear heard snores coming from the bedroom. The bears entered their bedroom & awakened the burglar.

Father Bear asked Goldilocks to pay him $312 ($150 for a new chair, $60 to repair the broken window, $100 for the use of the bed -- approximately what the nearest inn charges for one night, and $2 for the cereal). Goldilocks refused to pay, so Father Bear called the police.

Goldilocks was arrested & put on trial. The judge was an owl; the jury consisted of deer, bears and squirrels. The accused was found guilty as charged. She will be out of jail 3 years from now.

22. Novembro 2006, 02:10:57

Lisa G

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Temo: Re: Fair-Haired Felon Caught in the Act

ArnieTxx:

25. Novembro 2006, 18:11:05

Skyking

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I'm not even going to try these LOL

25. Novembro 2006, 18:12:33

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Temo: Re:

Skyking: We've sort of lost our way here. lol

25. Novembro 2006, 18:14:09

Skyking

I'm to confused to start writing backwards LOL

4. Decembro 2006, 06:46:40

time for a story tag. Someone start and keep it going daily (otherwise they die on the vine.) We'll try to end it in a week. Perhaps the starter can also determine when to end it. But if we give it a time limit, say a week, then we'll probably not let it just sit ;)

Anyone interested?

4. Decembro 2006, 06:50:44

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Temo: 2 weeks

Once upon a time in the deepest part of the woods lived an evil witch.

4. Decembro 2006, 07:04:03