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6. Julio 2004, 19:09:16
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Temo: KID'S PROVERBS
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest.

Strike while the .........................bug is close.

It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.

Never underestimate the power of..........termites.

Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

You can't teach an old dog new..............math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll............stink in the morning.

Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.


Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents.


A penny saved is..............................not much.


Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....you have to blow your nose.


There are none so blind as...................Stevie Wonder.

If at first you don't succeed................don't skydive.
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When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way.

Better late than...........................pregnant!!!!

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