This is what marriage is really all about

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French
fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He
then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip
and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites
of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man
came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing
everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old
lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to
let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No,
thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
As the old man finished and was wiping his face
neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old
lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you
are waiting for?'
She answered
(This is great)
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'THE TEETH.'