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24. Novembro 2003, 13:04:46

Stevie

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Temo: Aussies

Whats the difference between an Australian and a pig?
Pigs dont turn into Australians when drunk

How do you get an Australian onto a roof?
Tell them the drinks are on the house

What do you call an Australian woman with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant

What did the Australian girls right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing..they never met

Why do Australians men prefer Blondes?
They like the interlectual company

Why do Australians put XXXX on cans of lager?
Because they cant spell beer

What do you call an Australian in a suit?
The defendant

NEWSFLASH An Australian library burnt down at the weekend and 2 books were destroyed

24. Novembro 2003, 14:57:01

BananaD

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Temo: Re: Aussies

Hey Steve...where on did you unearth those? They are terrible!!! :)

25. Novembro 2003, 18:00:58

Retired on 2700

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Temo: Re: Aussies

lol@Steve R KM!!

Hey the Aussies must still be sore after the weekend, so lets leave them alone again...like on another convict colony island thousands of miles away from from nowhere!

;-)