lol join the club. under my desk is 2 6 way power strips and 2 UPS's that power:

2 PC's-6 cords (power, mouse, keyboard)
2 printers-4 more cords
DSL modem-3 more cords
Router-4 more cords
2 sets of speakers-12 more cords
2 Joysticks-2 cords
1 gamepad-1 cord
1 headset-1 cord
3 cell phone chargers-3 cords
1 cordless phone-2 cords

that's only a mere 38 cords and cables lol