A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.