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24. Enero 2007, 11:30:17
Adaptable Ali 
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT
LADY 
 
 A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
the man 
 opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another 
 seat. 
 This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man 
 seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
man burst out 
 laughing, 
 she complained to the driver and he
had the man 
 arrested. 
 
 The case came up in court. The
judge asked the man (about 20 years 
 old) 
 what he had to say
for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it 
 was like this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but 
 notice 
 her
condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint 
 Twins
are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign 
 that
said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to 
 smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 
 "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain 
 myself." 
 "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign 
 that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I 
 just 
 lost it." 
 
 "CASE DISMISSED!!" Now keep that smile
on your face and pass it on to

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