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When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for
>   your recipes just smile and think of this.
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>   A little old lady from North Carolina had
>   worked in and around her family dairy farms since
>   she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work
>   and little compensation... and when canned Carnation
>   Milk became available in grocery stores, she read
>   an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best
>   slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of
>   all...." and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...
>   I can do this!
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>   She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a
>   black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out
>   and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
>   we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be
>   able to use it...."
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>   Here is her entry:
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>   Carnation milk is best of all,
>   no tits to pull, no hay to haul
>   no buckets to wash, no s*** to pitch,
>   just poke a hole in the s** OF A b****!
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