nobleheart: Didn't say you had your pants off, just asked if they were up or down. LOL

skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

Walter Montego: Heres one when hes younger....his hair has definately calmed down with age! LOL

http://www.cora.org/_borders/don_king.jpg

Walter Montego:
http://routergod.com/donking/don_king_and_david_letterman.jpg

Hehehee :oD

Lamby: Thaat is a good one! :) Perhaps you have one of Don King the boxing promoter? Or better yet, him shaking Donald's hand if they ever met?

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0314/photo/wb/w_trump_vt.jpg

LMAO!!! :oD

Could someone please give me a link to a picture of Donald Trumps hair to cheer me up?

nobleheart: Was that with or without your pants down LOL

that brings back memories,when i was a kid,I slipped down a slick river bank & slide into a grove of nettles.

CleverHunk: just hope that it isn't one of those plants that give you a bad rash!!! ouch!!

bumble: sometimes no paper is needed:
http://lesani.fotoweb.cz/fotky/20040530_preziti/158%20No%20paper%20is%20needed.JPG

nobleheart:
Uuuum, guys.... what's the padlock on the door for? The lock should be ON THE INSIDE shouldn't it? To keep people out.... while you're unloading? And not a padlock....lol.

http://coolabah.com/ausblog/sunflower/Montana%20-%20dunny.jpg

Maxxina: Knowing my luck I'd eventually reach it and find there was no paper.

Maxxina: what was that sign telling us to do,pee over the wall?lol

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5921/tuvalet3hq.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/23/24765967_5443bba7fa_b.jpg

http://www.hcn.org/allimages/2004/jun21/graphics/040621-030.jpg

...but it is udderly the strangest roadside attraction I have seen to date.

do they deliver that?

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/q-t/signsquarefootpizza.jpg

see the 21st picture from the top:
http://www.freewebs.com/damacespage/pictures.htm

hehe not yet.

Backoff: LMAO! oh Bubba, that is too funny!!!! Did ya show that to Mary?

An elderly man and woman were talking, and the man said, "Hey I just bought a new hearing aid the other day. The best hearing aid I've ever had. The thing cost over $4,000."

"Great! What kind is it?" the woman asked.

"About 12:30," said the man.

A man walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies, "You don't need a dentist, you need a psychiatrist."

The man says, "Yes, I know."

The dentist asks, "Then why did you come in here?"

The man says, "The light was on."

A lorry driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside and presently a trio of Hells Angels came in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it, the second one took a slurp of the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie.

The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.

When he was gone, one of the Angels sneered, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied, "He's just backed his lorry over three motorcycles."

An English teacher wrote the words:
    Woman without her man is nothing
on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote:
    Woman, without her man, is nothing.

The women wrote:
    Woman. Without her, man is nothing.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards84b.htm

http://www.funnypart.com/funny_pictures/pizza.shtml

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/agency.jpg

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards81b.htm

I never laughed so hard.. haha

ScarletRose: LMAO!!! That was great!

ScarletRose: if you like balloons ,I have 2 links for you..he he he

Backoff: =temporary insanity

sorry..it is a small pic
i am using the avant browsermit has a magnify .jpg function

LOL

I can't make out the boat name....

http://www.nd.edu/~ehalton/EuroTour02/Irony.jpg
http://www.majordojo.com/uploads/popup.gif
http://www.terranova.net/content/images/irony.jpg
https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/photos/steve/2005/03/20050319170043.jpg
http://www.carltonappraisalsinc.com/HurricanePhotos/Irony.JPG
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/ssign8.jpg
note the boat name
http://www.helpinsureme.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/boat~accident~2.jpg

nobleheart: Hat's off to your expertise in finding these images. The car driver would have been able to read the ad better if he had hit the bus in the middle. But maybe he was already on his mobile calling 13 10 10.

http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/ironic%20bus%20ad.jpg

This is a true story told to me by a friend and edited down a bit.

Kevin, on holiday with some friends, walks into a bar and sees his friends already there at a table, except for one, Larry, who was standing at the far end of the bar waiting for his order of drinks. There's a sign posted on the wall, visible just above Larry's head. It says "No Gambling".

On coming inside Kevin spots Larry and then the sign. He points at it, calling out in a voice loud enough to reach Larry, and therefore everyone else, "I bet they don't enforce that here!"

That slowly gathers the bar's patron's attentions as Larry swivels his head up to read the sign. The bartender is just finishing Larry's drinks and is walking back to him as Larry looks back from the sign and replies in a booming voice, "You're on!"

Both guys have big smiles on their faces as everyone in the place turns to look at the bartender to see which one wins the bet. A few seconds goes by with all eyes on the hapless barman, caught in a logical trap, and then the whole place erupts into laughter.

ScarletRose: 25 see ya, bye all.

... and what were the intended originals? (& no, you are NOT allowed to look up http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/index.php) :)

I've given the answer to no. 1:

1 fighting a liar (lighting a fire)

2 you Missed my History lecture

3 searched every Nook and Cranny

4 Battle ships and Cruisers

5 Cosy little Nook

6 a Crushing Blow

7 Conquering Kings their titles take
(announcing hymn in chapel)

8 Sons of Toil

9 let us drink to the Dear old Queen.

10 we'll have the flags hung out

11 you've wasted two terms

12 our loving shepherd

13 a half-farmed wish

14 is the dean busy?

15 six Crusty rolls

16 Hello, Watches of Switzerland

17 for god's sake take a shower

18 he has really bad manners

19 save the whales, man

20 he flew at the speed of light.

21 ooh look a pretty butter fly

22 i love pop corn

23 oh no! not a flat battery

24 would you like a hazel nut?

25 see ya, eye ball ?????

26 my lips are chapped
-----------------------

Now, can you recall/make up any?

... and what were the intended originals? (& no, you are NOT allowed to look up http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/index.php) :)

I've given the answer to no. 1:

1 fighting a liar (lighting a fire)

2 you hissed my mystery lecture

3 searched every crook and nanny

4 cattle ships and bruisers

5 nosey little cook

6 a blushing crow

7 Kinquering Congs their titles take
(announcing hymn in chapel)

8 tons of soil

9 let us drink to the queer old Dean

10 we'll have the hags flung out

11 you've tasted two worms

12 our shoving leopard

13 a half-warmed fish

14 is the bean dizzy?

15 six rusty crolls

16 Hello, Witches of Swatzerland

17 for god's sake shake a tower

18 he has really mad banners

19 wave the sails, man

20 he flew at the lead of spite

21 ooh look a pretty flutter by

22 i love cop porn

23 oh no! not a bat flattery

24 would you like a nasal hut?

25 see ya, eye ball

26 my chips are lapped
-----------------------

Now, can you recall/make up any?

Subject: SENIOR CITIZENS

A college student at a recent Carolina football game challenged a
senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for
their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different
world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.

"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked
on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing and, uh .."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we
invented them, son, Now what are you doing for
the next generation??"

I love senior citizens

The one thing I have learned through the aging of my OWN
children, is that they DO eventually realize that Mom and Dad (and
many others) are FAR smarter, and can add value to THEIR lives
once given enough time to mature past the age of "I know everything
and you know nothing"...we just have to give them time to
"grow up"!

'nuff said!

An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test.

"Here's your first question, the foreman said "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Irishman says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Irishman stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.....So, when do I start?!"

Fifth Third Bancorp(did they lose count?)
http://www.richardfranke.com/r5066/p9859mc.jpg
what were they thinking?
http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/lick_a_chick.html
http://www.wernersplace.com/images/pork_sign.jpg

BIG BAD WOLF: The let the church help one was too funny...a laugh out loud moment for me. Thanx for the chuckle.

http://public.turkmafia.org/~funpics/6th.sense.jpg

http://coan.net/bk-smile/19/funny_sign_15.jpg

http://coan.net/bk-smile/19/collegehumor.86969.451xAUTO.jpg

... and 2 non-church sign:

http://coan.net/bk-smile/19/collegehumor.16212.451xAUTO.jpg

http://coan.net/bk-smile/20/normal_103-0304_IMG.jpg

http://coan.net/bk-smile/20/collegehumor.1599562.451xAUTO.jpg

BBW, nobleheart: I don't understand them. Can you explain?