A baby boy was born to a couple who waited 20 yrs. into their marrage to finally conceive..But the boy was born without a body..sadly he only had a head..But the couple vowed Bobby would have the best life possible...He grew up happy...The day came for his first day at school..He was so excited that when he awoke he BOUNCED out of bed, rolled down to the breakfast table, slurped up all his breakfast, jumped up to give both beaming and proud parents a smooch and rolled to the bus stop to wait with all of his friends for the school bus AND THERE SHE WAS! The cute little red headed girl that had just moved into the neighborhood..One look and Bobby was in love...so he rolled up to her and confessed his feelings for her..The cute little red headed girl, haveing not been raised around Bobby, like his friends had, was at a lost for words, but managed to reply to him, "The only way I could love you...er...is if you were a grape!"...That night Bobby prayed like he had never prayed before, not asking for a body, not asking for gold to buy a body, just asking to become a grape so that the cute little red headed girl would love him. Lo and BEHOLD the next morning he awoke to find his prayers had been anwsered...HE WAS A GRAPE!!! He rolled out of bed, didn't even stop for breakfast, and rolled to the bus stop anxiously skittering back and forth till she finally arrived.." Look cute little red headed girl! I'm a grape! Now you can love me!" The cute little red headed girl looked at Bobby, picked him up and said, " You're so stupid" She then droped kicked Bobby into the street, where he was squashed by the school bus....The moral of the story?...He should have quit while he was a head.