When you are sad........I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the idiot that mad you sad.

When you are scared........I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused........I will use little words to explain it to your =$*&&#^s.

When you are lost........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall.......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



This is my oath I pledge till the end.
Why? You may ask.
Because you're my friend