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28. Novembre 2006, 16:39:12

King Reza

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This is why I didn't show up for
work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and
found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My
wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the
sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents
down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I
extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank
one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his
wine making. He did.

I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink,
but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was
very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for
myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the
cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest
down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured
the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass,
bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which
were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally
had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish
that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her
what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after
climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.

30. Novembre 2006, 08:04:29

Haridaspal

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Sujet: Re:

King Reza: Superb!