BrainKing - Klobe na mloveni (Jokes)

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Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

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21. prosenca 2014, 06:31:35

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Yet another post worth recycling...

Version 1
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Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind and thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we are apart. Both of us can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria

Version 2
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Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind and thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn; for you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we are apart, both of us can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours,
Gloria