Skyking: Yes, you can cry underwater. Not only this, but you can cry underwater without people knowing you cry underwater!!

I suppose you have to be important enough to have no spare time to write these questions.

What does the first expression ('two cents') mean?

You get these funny white clothes when you're in heaven, remember?

Most likely it's for easier storage, or for pizza makers' stupidity.

I don't know what's cured ham.

Because we're dumb!

A baby sleeps about 16 hours a day, as far as I remember.

Maybe it's called 'the presenting'...

For the same reason you're not IN the screen.

They do it for the same reason they buy McDonalds and die from eating.

Because if they se you, it's called stripping.

Misprint in the dictionary, most likely.

Uh, right... No decent human... Just kidding. It's used for torments.

Who's Jimmy?

See the reason for man on moon and luggage.

Pointing at the crotch would be unpleasantly ambiguous.

Goofy made Pluto get used to be in doggy position... Hehe...

He does it for the challenge.

Haven't you read the ingredients?

I guess so!

The one who wrote the tune wasn't creative.

I didn't! Haha! I already knew they have the same tune!

If you blow his face from the side, would he still be mad?