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7. prosenca 2003, 12:51:21
myfanwy 
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "In the State of Michigan there will be 10 to 11 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. To allow the snow plough to gain access you must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." and moves his car.

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 15 to 17 inches
of snow today in Michigan and a snow emergency has been declared. To allow the snow plough to gain access, you must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, OK." and moves his car.

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "In Michigan there will be 20 to 22 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."

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