Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were unable to decide who would let go, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband, her kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with very little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
(do skréše) Jak chceš někeho přivitat jeho rodnó řečó, zkos veožit našo Špilošovo mluvo bóchnotim do linko "vic o řečách" pod maléma fanglama. (pauloaguia) (okázat šecke vechetávke)