BrainKing - Klobe na mloveni (Jokes)

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Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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19. prosenca 2014, 14:25:43

dams

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O čem je toďten plk: Ask the chick

Found this today; no sexism intended!
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The guy is on his final question on 'KBC' (The Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire), and has just the one lifeline left, 'Phone A Friend'.

The question goes...

"Which Bird does not make a nest?" Options:

1: Sparrow
2: Swallow
3: Blackbird
4: Cuckoo

The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend.
She answers, "Stupid, it's obviously a cuckoo, 100%" and the guy wins.

Later the guy calls his girlfriend, "how the hell did you know that, honey? I must say you've got more brains than I credit you for!"

And the sweet thing replies:
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."Well, u idiot, cuckoo lives in a clock na!"

The guy is still in coma

19. prosenca 2014, 15:39:15

crosseyed_uk

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O čem je toďten plk: Re: Ask the chick

dams:

Very funny.