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Press release from Musgueira F.C.
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Total domination of Musgueira F.C.
The game between Musgueira F.C. and Vecrol was indeed the game of the round and many are saying it was the greatest game ever played since the invention of the sport!
As one should expect total domination fo M.F.C. was what happened in Fonha ó Meu Stadium,leaving Vecrol on their knees begging for mercy and crying like babies who have just been slapped in the butt by the big boys!
Yes Big Boys...M.F.C. has 2 players on the top stats,assuming themselves has the greatest players ever geneticly created!
The team itself stands in number one has the team who has more goals scored...and against Vecrol they scored 5...yes 5 goals by M.F.C.!
Marcos Semedo and Simão Carmo gave a short interview after the game to Sport Chulos TV:
Marcos Semedo:This was a nice test to begin with Yo!It gave a nice warm up to my new sneakers yeah!The goalkeaper started crying as soon as I had the ball...han ahn!Yo that's right yeah...you start messing with the streets and this is what you get!
Simão Carmo:We are the Big Dogs of this league nobody messes with us...thanks to our coach Bruno Jesus,we are just starting to kick some serious butt ahah Yo!In your face baby...in your face!
This was an emotive reaction of this 2 great players!Bruno Jesus gave a short press release too:
Bruno Jesus:I just came here to say to you pigs I'm special...yes I'm very very special!I am the God of Hellfire...
In his uncomparable trademark style this was the short statement of B.Jesus...assuming himself as the Jesus Christ of soccer!
Thank you very nice!
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