The Duel, this is priceless, watch it all!

Its times like this I wish 'Duelling Banjo's' had lyrics!

Prince?

LOL Skyking!! That was 'Wasted Youth'!

"I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday.
I was barely seventeen and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster,
but I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel!
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Startocaster,
but I do remember that it wasn't at all easy.
It required the perfect combination of the correct power chords,
and the precise angle from which to strike.
The guitar bled for a week afterward and the blood was - ooh -
dark and rich like wild berries.
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red.
The guitar bled for about a week afterward but it rung out beautifully,
and I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before.
So, I took my guitar and I smashed it against the wall,
I smashed it against the floor,
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader,
I smashed it against the hood of a car,
I smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson.
The Harley howled in pain.
The guitar howled in heat.
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom.
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight.
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows,
right up to the foot of their bed.
I raised the guitar high above my head,
and just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed,
my father woke up screaming:
"Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do you think you're doing?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said "God dammit Daddy! You know I love you,
but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!"

Meatloaf and Madonna.

Some days. Its impossible to choose! Meatloaf has to be an all time favourite though!

I went to see my son's school play the other day, and they performed 'Lion King'. This song has been in my head since...

From the day we arrive on this planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done

There is far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

When the angostura runs a little low
And your gin has lost that soft and roosy glow
And time is rushing by, but it seems slow
Just live dangerously once before you go

If you take the bite right out of Mr. Snake
He'll assume the reputation of a fake
Until someone comes along, someone fearless someone strong
And gives that Mr. Snake a mighty shake

But who wants to shake with a snake?
Who wants to shake with a snake?
Who would help a simple adder to be happy to be gladder?
Who wants to shake with a snake?
Who wants to shake with a snake?
Who would help a simple adder to be happy to be gladder?
Who wants to shake with a snake?
Who wants to shake with a snake?
Who wants to shale with a snake?

I ask you.

Great! :o)

I found it, bwild, here but when I click on the song to get the lyrics, it gives me site unavailable! Maybe you'll have more luck?

Actually I thought that last line was "Don't be surprised.. when we discover it" - can anyone clarify?

and I'm a black rainbow
and I'm an ape of god
I got a face that's made for doing violence upon
I'm a teen distortion
survived abortion
a rebel from the waist down

I wanna thank you mom
I wanna thank you dad
for bringing this ******* world
to a bitter end
I never really hated a one true god
but the god of the people I hated

you said you wanted evolution
the ape was a great big hit
you say you want a revolution, man
and I say that you're full of ****

we're disposable teens
we're disposable teens
we're disposable teens
we're disposable

we're disposable teens
we're disposable teens
we're disposable teens
we're disposable

you said you wanted evolution
the ape was a great big hit
you say you want a revolution, man
and I say that you're full of ****

The more that you fear us
the bigger we get
the more that you fear us
the bigger we get
and don't be surprised, don't be surprised
don't be surprised when we destroy all of it

[CHORUS]

Umm, not offhand, sorry. I'll look tomorrow though if nobody else has them to hand.

Sweetheart if your should stray a million miles away I'll always be in love with you.

And though you find more bliss in someone else's kiss I'll always be in love with you.

I can't do any more. I've tried so hard to please, but let me thank you for such tender memories.

I wish you happiness. As for me, Sweetheart, I guess I'll always be in love with you.

repeat from ..."I can't do any more....." to end.

You're welcome :o)

Like a leaf caught in the wind
He drifted a while
With no purpose or direction to-oo his life
He tried to get himself together-er-er
And pacify his mind
And forget about the things he le-eft behind

The cryin' woman
Standing helpless in his door-oor
With a two month old baby-y i-in her arms
His little black book
Laying torn up on the floor
And God only knows he never meant to do-oo her wrong

A careless weekend on the other si-ide of town
Has torn the King of Oak Street's Castle dow-ow-own
And all week long he's trie-ied to ca-all her-er-er
But she won't let him explain
Now Sunday morning finds him walking i-in the rain

He sits down in a phone booth and he prays
That she'll forgive him
And she'll belie-ieve he's changed his ways
With shaking hand
He deposits hi-is last dime
And he's still praying that she won't hang u-up this ti-ime

Then the sweetest voice he's ever hear-eard says hello-o-o
Breakfast's a-almost ready ba-aby-y, come on ho-o-ome
I've thought the who-ole thing over
And I think I understand
That the King of Oak Street is just an ordinary man

I-I've thought the who-ole thing o-over-er
And I think I understand
That the King of Oak Stree-eet is just an ordinary man...

Oh, la la la, hey banana,
Don't you slip on the skin,
Oh, la la la la, hey banana,
Womble up the rubbish and put it in the bin!

We have the solution ot the pollution,
I think it is easy to guess,
It is so amazing, instead of just lazing,
We certainly sweep up and clean the mess.

Oh, la la la, hey banana,
Don't you slip on the skin,
Oh, la la la la, hey banana,
Womble up the rubbish and put it in the bin!

Bungo plays the guitar now, he thinks he's a star now,
He sings to the coconut tree,
Whenever we feel glum, we play the steel drum
We certainly sing the night away.

Ha ha I saw another one after that with £10 P&P!! How do they get away with it?! On the bright side, my lad wants to start guitar lessons and I just got a brand new guitar for him for £40! (including P&P!)

Anybody want to buy an Air Guitar???!

Its for Canadian residents only, LJ!

My fave Xmas song!

Fairytale of New york

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last




The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day


I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day

Ha ha ha ha, well yes, I guess that could put a person off a song for life!!! :oD

Ooooh!!! Ha ha ha, its not that bad! We used to have loads of fun with that song!!!! great fun and great memories!! :oD

Of course I am, MM!!

Bumble, you obviously have no taste in music!! ROFL!! Its not an 'infernal ditty'!!! :oP

RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Erm... no. ROFL!!

Well... ok I'll let you off, but they came very close!! And they were around for quite a while... on my bedroom wall at least!! Ha ha!
:o( Tried eBay, Bumbly, but my fella won't let me have one!! :oD

Well tehre you go, you're wrong!! ROFL!!! They weren't one hit wonders and they had the most gorgeous guitarist!! Ha ha ha!! you can keep Morten Harket (?sp) I want that guitarist!!! :oD

I had loads of A-Ha posters when I was a kid, they weren't a one hit wonder!! The sun always shines on TV, Take on me....

Soft Cell are still going!! Well, Marc Almond is anyway. He still does the rounds :oD

Aragon sweetie, you've done it again!! Your website address has no spaces so its 'stretched' this page!

ARGH, I HATE Orville!!! ROFL!! But I do rather enjoy the Time Warp!!! :oP

Hi Satan! I had a listen, cheers for that! Its pretty much as I thought, and not really to my taste. Its the kind of thing I can listen to once a month at a friends place, but I'd never buy or listen to at home! (But I do have quite a few Manson CD's!! lol)
Thanks for the site addy though, its always great to hear new sounds :o)

ROFL Chief!! What are your fave bands/singers?

LOL, I like Orbison too. I think my faves would have to be Meatloaf, David Bowie, Marylin Manson, and all the 60's 70's 80's and 90's!! lol!

I think the song is great. My compliments to your room mates band, Satan. I'd love to hear it with music, even though its not my usual taste. I dont get much heavier than Marylin Manson! In fact I'd probably say the music ruins the lyrics! Ha ha! :o)