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14. Abril 2006, 16:17:56
ΜīήďSрŷ 
Assunto: Re:
ΜīήďSрŷ: well, i hope you enjoyed. i worked on it for quite sometime.

13. Abril 2006, 20:39:32
Floyd Krieger 
I guess I better start telling some jokes!
Because...man...nevermind...

9. Abril 2006, 07:00:32
ΜīήďSрŷ 
Assunto: The reflection of the two idiots in the eyes of eternity
Modificado por ΜīήďSрŷ (15. Abril 2006, 17:52:52)
There was a man, an arrogant man, his name was Honorificabilitudinitatibus.
There was also another man, his name was, Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Honorificabilitud
initatibus,
was a proud man, Floccinaucinihilipilification was more contradictive, and disliked Honorificabilitudinitatibus. So they sat at the end of a dock one day. This day was boring for the both of them. A bird flys from the apex of a tree, landing next to the two, her name was Élan, she says,
“Can I solve this onus, minatory, stygian, making Gemutlich?"

The angst of Honorificabilitudinitatibus came. But! Before the water at their feet swam a fish, his name was Contretemps, he said to Honorificabilitudinitatibus, and Floccinaucinihilipilification, "The both of you are being rather hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian."

MindSpy :0)

7. Abril 2006, 03:11:04
Nirvana 
Assunto: Re: ~ brief interruption~
Rose:

How about giving someone new a chance?

7. Abril 2006, 02:33:09
Dolittle 
Tuesday would be good!!

7. Abril 2006, 01:13:46
Rose 
Assunto: ~ brief interruption~
This board is looking for a Co-mod
Send a PM to me if you want to apply.

6. Abril 2006, 04:05:15
Nirvana 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
Tickwater came out from behind his tree and went back to the babbling brook and continued to walk along it's bank.

5. Abril 2006, 00:13:36
Nirvana 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
Reaching the safety of the trees, he waved to his friends to come on.

Tickwater watched, wondering if he was somehow in the Twilight Zone. Maybe he was asleep? He wished he hadn't eaten that cheese sandwich just before going to bed the night before. 'ouch' he whispered, as he pinched himself.

5. Abril 2006, 00:09:49
Mad April Hare 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
As they approached the shoreline, the scaley creatures crouched, looking round cautiously. One kept low to the ground as he made a run for the woods.

4. Abril 2006, 10:56:52
Mad April Hare 
Assunto: Re:
Tuesday:

Good day to you, my sweet Lady. My but you spin a good yarn!

4. Abril 2006, 10:44:45
Mad April Hare 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
Skyking:

Further out at sea, a small fort sat in the shipping lane. Around the base, movement could just be seen as creatures swam near the surface of the water towards the shore.

3. Abril 2006, 20:23:15
Skyking 
"this is not the time we are suppose to be at, Doctor'Explained Sarah. " I know that, The tartis is having a malfunction. Tickwater wondered who these things were and hid behind a large tree.

1. Abril 2006, 17:09:16
Skyking 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
He came out of his slumber looking up at a starlite night. "How long had he been out?" He wondered and there between the rocks the object still sat. Tickwater didlodged the object and studied it. Some kind of Christal.

1. Abril 2006, 02:38:18
Skyking 
Assunto: Re: Tickwater
The object started glowing in a pulsating mood. Tickwater waided near it and became hypnotozed by it. He ended up droping down into the water with his head back looking at the sky. Head started spinning before he ended up fainting.

30. Março 2006, 21:20:44
Skyking 
Assunto: Tickwater
Walking along a brook a dwarf, named Tickwater, just kept watching an white object floating down it. He picked up a good sized branch to try retrieving the object with no success...

5. Fevereiro 2006, 02:26:38
Papa Zoom 
Assunto: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Eriisa:

check the link for that. The book this is found in doesn't have that part. Like all good storytelling type stories, they get "tweaked" depending on who is doing the tellin....

5. Fevereiro 2006, 02:16:13
Eriisa 
Assunto: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
ArnieTxx: it means this. (from the website)

* — Give a quick squeal here, throwing up both arms in alarm, but be careful not to lose the beat.

5. Fevereiro 2006, 00:26:06
ArnieTxx 
Assunto: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Groucho: What is meant by the star next to OOOH! in the 6th line of the 3rd verse?

4. Fevereiro 2006, 20:48:53
Papa Zoom 
Assunto: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
ScarletRose: Welcome. It cracked me up when I read it!

4. Fevereiro 2006, 20:47:10
ScarletRose 
Assunto: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Groucho: hahaha.. OMG.. how fun.. I have never heard that song before.. I will have to save this and sing it along with my son.. Thanks for the chuckle...!

4. Fevereiro 2006, 19:30:27
Papa Zoom 
Assunto: Little Rap Riding Hood
Little Rap Riding Hood

Once upon a time there lived in the woods,
A boss little girl named Riding Hood.
I don't mean blue,
I don't mean green,
I don't mean yellow or aquamarine.
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Red Riding Hood!

(Snap, two, three, four.)

Granny threw her back out on her skateboard on day,
So Red took her goodies and a tube of Ben-Gay.
"The busses aren't running and the 'vette's in the shop,
So I'll hoof it to Granny's house, clippity clop!"
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Like clippity-clop!

(Snap, two, three, four.)

She was half way to Granny's a-singing a song,
When a big bad hairy wolf came walking along.
"Hey, hey, little girl, what's your hurry today?"
"Get lost!" said Red, and she went on her way.
But the wolf beat Red to Grandmother's pad
He threw her in the closet (OOOH!)* and got in the bed.
When Red got there, she was really grossed out
To see a fuzz-faced Granny with a big long snout!
She had bloodshot eyes and big sharp teeth,
A big pot belly and stinky feet.
"Come closer, my dear," said the wolf in disguise.
"All the better," said Red. "for YOUR surprise."
Then Little Red jammed a twinkie up his nose.
She stuck gum in his hair and stepped on his toes.
With one big kick, he was out on his tail.
All the way down the road, you could hear him wail.

(Snap, two, three, four.)

These days wolves don't go to good,
When they pick on girls like Riding Hood.
I don't mean blue,
I don't mean green,
I don't mean yellow or aquamarine.
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Red Riding Hood! Yeah!

I can't find the author but the rap can be found in the book Crazy Gibberish by Naomi Baltuck. It's also located here:

Little Rap Riding Hood

3. Fevereiro 2006, 02:19:34
Nirvana 
Assunto: Re: Welcome Rose!
and good luck with this board.

3. Fevereiro 2006, 02:18:23
Nirvana 
Modificado por Nirvana (3. Fevereiro 2006, 02:24:25)
James Joyce

born 2nd February 1882


James Dickey

born 2nd February 1923

3. Fevereiro 2006, 02:12:20
Papa Zoom 
Assunto: Re: Sally's Stories or Tales from the Flipping Fables
Eriisa: ....in a land far, far away.....

3. Fevereiro 2006, 00:52:37
ScarletRose 
Congrats Rose.. :) Kewlness.. let's get a beach party story going.. whoo hoo

2. Fevereiro 2006, 23:15:02
Eriisa 
Assunto: Sally's Stories or Tales from the Flipping Fables
Rose: Rats, that's what I thought.



ok......

Once upon a time, long long ago.....


2. Fevereiro 2006, 23:12:28
Rose 
Assunto: Re:
Eriisa: LMAO I thought I was calling YOU a lady!!

2. Fevereiro 2006, 23:11:27
Eriisa 
Assunto: Re:
Rose: Who you calling a lady, LADY!

2. Fevereiro 2006, 23:07:20
Rose 
Assunto: Re:
Eriisa: uhoh ladies first.. I insist.. Floor is yours

2. Fevereiro 2006, 23:04:35
Eriisa 
Assunto: Re:
Rose: good. you go first.

2. Fevereiro 2006, 22:57:30
Rose 
Assunto: Re:
Thanks foxy

Ok on to some stories.............

2. Fevereiro 2006, 22:28:10
Foxy Lady 
Assunto: Re:
Rose: Congrats gurly.

2. Fevereiro 2006, 22:02:31
Rose 
Assunto: Re:
harley: Tanks u. We need a bowing smily guy!

2. Fevereiro 2006, 22:00:45
harley 
Congrats Rose

2. Fevereiro 2006, 21:36:55
Eriisa 
Assunto: Welcome Rose!
Nirvaa wrote me asking to find a replacemnt mod for her. Rose accepted taking over. If anyone else is interested in modding on this board, please PM me.

2. Fevereiro 2006, 21:04:47
Eriisa 
Assunto: Re: I found this rather interesting..
ScarletRose: and also that the link's page gives credit to the author.....

1. Fevereiro 2006, 21:46:17
ScarletRose 
Assunto: Re: I found this rather interesting..
skipinnz: as the others mentioned..

Now.. if I had copied and pasted the material from that site.. and posted it directly to the board.. then I would have to give direct credit.. but, since I made a brief heading and gave the link.. No.. I don't have to site the author.. :)

1. Fevereiro 2006, 21:17:49
Foxy Lady 
Assunto: Re:
Eriisa: Yes it does all ya have to do is go to the Homepage.It's plain for all to see.

1. Fevereiro 2006, 20:51:21
Eriisa 
Assunto: Re:
Foxy Lady: yes, and in this case that page has a copywrite marked on it.

1. Fevereiro 2006, 20:21:52
Foxy Lady 
Assunto: Re:
Modificado por Foxy Lady (1. Fevereiro 2006, 20:23:01)
Eriisa: It's not,ive used links on my Gardening Board and Home and Health Remedies.The sites always show the authors or Drs.so they get the credit.

1. Fevereiro 2006, 11:58:07
Nirvana 
Assunto: Re: Quick Quiz
skipinnz:

5. Guinness sponsored the books, try again.


10. Not what I was looking for, no.

1. Fevereiro 2006, 11:52:12
Eriisa 
If you use a link to a site, you are giving credit to the site's author.

I don't understand how that is plagerism.

1. Fevereiro 2006, 10:56:59
skipinnz 
Assunto: Re: I found this rather interesting..
ScarletRose: Intersting, is it a catch 22, when you use the Plagerism site to warn people of plagerism without refering to the author.... LOL

1. Fevereiro 2006, 08:30:38
ScarletRose 
Assunto: I found this rather interesting..
and thought perhaps on the story board I should post it.. :)

Plagerism

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