Why did the chicken cross the road? MR. ERNEST HEMMINGWAY.."To die. In the rain. Alone"...GEORGE W. BUSH.."We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."....COLIN POWELL.."Now at the left of the sereen, you clearly see the satelite image of the chicken crossing the road."...AL GORE.."I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people".... KARL MARX.."It was an historical inevitabilty.".. FOX MULDER.."You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?"...SIGMUND FREUD.."The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insercurity....."COLONEL SANDERS..."I missed one?"