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11. Noiembrie 2003, 12:16:04
sandra... 
<> MY RESIGNATION
>
> I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as
> an adult.
> I have decided I would like to accept the
> responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
>
> I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a
> four star restaurant.
>
> I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and
> make a sidewalk with rocks.
>
> I want to think M&Ms are better than money because
> you can eat them.
>
> I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a
> lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's
> day.
>
> I want to return to a time when life was simple,
> when all you knew were colours, multiplication
> tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother
> you, because you didn't know what you didn't know
> and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy
> because you were blissfully unaware of all the
> things that should make you worried or upset.
>
> I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is
> honest and good. I want to believe that anything is
> possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities
> of life and be overly excited by the little things
> again.
>
> I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to
> consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork,
> depressing news, how to survive more days in the
> month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills,
> gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
>
> I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a
> kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the
> imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
>
> So . . . here's my chequebook and my car keys, my
> credit card bills I am officially resigning from
> adulthood.
>
> And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have
> to catch me first, cause........
>
> ........"Tag! You're it."
> Pass this to someone and brighten their day by
> helping them remember
> the Simple things in Life.
>
> ((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))
>
> Hope Ya'll join me !

13. Noiembrie 2003, 00:33:49
Pedro Martínez 
Subiectul: Re:
Damn, this is supposed to be a "Jokes" board!!!

13. Noiembrie 2003, 00:36:03
Rose 
Subiectul: Re:
Pedro your point is?

13. Noiembrie 2003, 02:40:21
Pedro Martínez 
Subiectul: Re:
The "joke" posted by chattytea doesn't seem to me as a joke...;]

14. Noiembrie 2003, 02:38:47
Skyking 
Subiectul: Re:
That was a good yet old jike i heard somewhere before. Sorry no one lse liked chattys joke

17. Noiembrie 2003, 15:22:39
Bruno 
Subiectul: Re:Openion
(hand raised) I liked Chatty's joke

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