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Jokes

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21. Septembrie 2006, 02:42:24

Stardust

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Subiectul: oops

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

He never heard the shot....

21. Septembrie 2006, 06:42:52

Gentlegiant101

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Subiectul: Re: oops

Stardust: And again I find myself wondering why I can't draw a gun to save my life. Out of desperation to find some sort of talent for art I went to Art..hur Murray's dance school. After the experience I decided that such a search was to a degree ARTificial and became peaceful with those talents that I have.