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16. Ноября 2006, 01:52:29
Adaptable Ali 

16. Ноября 2006, 02:28:14
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re:
Dolittle

19. Ноября 2006, 04:54:27
heavenlyemma 
Субъект: Re: Me knows it's Foxy's B-day tomorrow... whoo hoo.. another year older and deeper in debt! LOL
ScarletRose:

19. Ноября 2006, 05:05:11
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: We'll try again
Time upon a once, was there a boy little.   And this boy little, was down fishing pond the by, when he frog a spotted.  He decided to frog the catch and flash as a quick, he hold grabbed of the frog. 

The said Frog: "Sir wait, Let me go if, grant you wish one will I.

And so the boy frog the go let.

.............

19. Ноября 2006, 05:11:15
Foxy Lady 
Субъект: Re: We'll try again
Groucho: My brain is confused enough and ur confusing it more Sorry couldn't pass it by.

19. Ноября 2006, 05:18:41
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: It means
Foxy Lady:   Once upon a time there was a little boy.  And he was fishing down by the pond when he spotted a frog.  He decided to catch the frog and as quick as a flash, he grabbed hold of the frog.

The Frog said:  "Wait sir; If you let me go I will grant you one wish.

And so the boy let the frog go. ;)

But you have to add to the story and change the words around so some of it's backwards  ;)

19. Ноября 2006, 05:28:19
Foxy Lady 
Субъект: Re: It means
Groucho: Ohhhhhhhh so it's almost like talking to my hubby so the kids don't understand.

19. Ноября 2006, 05:29:51
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re: It means
Foxy Lady:I once heard an entire story told this way and the guy had me in stitches  :)  I'll see if I can dig it up.  It's a great story too.  ;)

19. Ноября 2006, 06:17:55
Papa Zoom 
Jon Spelman


Time upon a once, there was a prince who wanted to get married. But he decided, for some reason foolish, that he wanted his wife to be a very real Cessprin. So about traveled he all through the world to real a find one. But every Cessprin he met was not real enough quite. There plenty of Cessprinces were, but they whether real enough were, he not figure out quite could. There was some always thing that did not right seem quite.

So home came again he and was sad quite, for he much so wished to find a prin realcess. Well, one storm a bit later little, a terrible night came on. It lighted and thunded. The stream rained down. It was fearful quite.

There then a door at the knocking came. Prince the open down to went it. Was a woman young it who out stood the door side. But, oh my, she how awful looked the rain from and the weather heavy. The hair streamed down her water and her clothes and into ran the top of her shoes and out ran at the heels.
"Are you who?" asked Prince the.
"I am a Cessprin," declared she.
"A Cessprin!" thought Prince the, but he nothing said, only into guest bed went room the, off took the bedding all, and springs on the pea a put. Then laid he the pea upon matty twentresses, and then feather twenty goose beds them upon. This pile huge on the Cessprin had to all night sleep. Test was it a.

The morning next, Prince the asked the Cessprin she slept how.
"Oh, miserably, oh," said the Cessprin. "I slept at hardly all. Know's what goodness in my bed was. I upon hard lay something. I turned and tossed all night. Now am I blue and black overall."

But happy was Prince the, for he now saw that she was indeed a very real Cessprin because all the way through those matty twentresses and those feather twenty goose beds, she had pea the felt.

And so Prince the and Cessprin married were and happily ever lived after. And was put the pea in a museum, and it is now there still, unsome less body has off it carried. Me believe, a true this is story, and have I heard it as I told it. You thank I for to it listening. End the.

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19. Ноября 2006, 06:25:37
Foxy Lady 
Субъект: Re:
Groucho:

19. Ноября 2006, 13:25:58
Adaptable Ali 

21. Ноября 2006, 16:19:36
ArnieTxx 
Субъект: Fair-Haired Felon Caught in the Act
One morning, at breakfast time, a family of bears found that their cereal was too hot. They decided to take a walk through the woods, during which time the cereal would cool.

While the bears were out, a young woman, alias Goldilocks, real name unknown, broke into their house.

First, she entered the dining room and sampled all 3 bowls of cereal. Goldilocks decided that the smallest bowl was most to her liking and ate all the cereal from it.

Then Goldilocks entered the living room and tried to find a comfy chair. The first 2 large chairs didn't suit her, so she tried a smaller one. This chair was meant to be used by a bear cub and didn't support a woman as heavy as Goldilocks. Leaving the broken chair in the middle of the living room, Goldilocks continued to explore the house.

Now the blonde felon came to the bedroom. After trying out all 3 beds, she decided that she preferred the smallest one. Fortunately, this bed was better constructed than the chair & did not break. Goldilocks fell asleep in the smallest bed, as she was very tired.

The bears returned home, noticed the smashed window, and realized that there had been a burglary during their absence. Cautiously, Father Bear unlocked the front door, afraid that there might be an armed criminal in the house. The bears searched the house together. They found the empty cereal bowl and the broken chair. Then Baby Bear heard snores coming from the bedroom. The bears entered their bedroom & awakened the burglar.

Father Bear asked Goldilocks to pay him $312 ($150 for a new chair, $60 to repair the broken window, $100 for the use of the bed -- approximately what the nearest inn charges for one night, and $2 for the cereal). Goldilocks refused to pay, so Father Bear called the police.

Goldilocks was arrested & put on trial. The judge was an owl; the jury consisted of deer, bears and squirrels. The accused was found guilty as charged. She will be out of jail 3 years from now.

22. Ноября 2006, 02:10:57
Lisa G 
Субъект: Re: Fair-Haired Felon Caught in the Act
ArnieTxx:

25. Ноября 2006, 18:11:05
Skyking 
I'm not even going to try these LOL

25. Ноября 2006, 18:12:33
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re:
Skyking:  We've sort of lost our way here.  lol

25. Ноября 2006, 18:14:09
Skyking 
I'm to confused to start writing backwards LOL

4. Декабря 2006, 06:46:40
Papa Zoom 
time for a story tag.  Someone start and keep it going daily (otherwise they die on the vine.)  We'll try to end it in a week.  Perhaps the starter can also determine when to end it.  But if we give it a time limit, say a week, then we'll probably not let it just sit  ;)

Anyone interested?

4. Декабря 2006, 06:50:44
Foxy Lady 
Субъект: 2 weeks
Once upon a time in the deepest part of the woods lived an evil witch.

4. Декабря 2006, 07:04:03
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re: 2 weeks
Foxy Lady:  She lived in a mut hut deep in the forest.  Being a very ugly witch, she lived alone, which is normal for an ugly witch.  And being that all witches are usually ugly, most do live alone.  But she was not like the other witches.

Her name was Zelina.  She wasn't always an ugly witch.  In fact, she wasn't always a witch at all but a beautiful young lady.  A peasant farmer's daughter.  But a spell had been cast upon her by Volgorf, an evil wizard.  Volgorf had seen her beauty and wanted her for his wife, and when she refused him, he cast a spell upon her and banished to live out her days deep in the forest of  Kradnref. 

4. Декабря 2006, 13:56:23
Lisa G 
Субъект: Re: 2 weeks
Gr☺uch☺: Little did the witch know if she met a handsome prince,and if she could get him to kiss her she wouldn't be ugly anymore.

13. Января 2007, 15:18:19
danheg 
Субъект: Re: 2 weeks
Tuesday: except for this one blind prince who was told if he kissed a witch that he would have his sight healed.

4. Февраля 2007, 13:00:15
ArnieTxx 
So the prince, accompanied by his seeing-eye dog, was wandering through his father's kingdom, hoping to find a witch. He had been traveling for 2 months & had insulted forty ladies by asking them, "Are you a witch?"

17. Марта 2007, 17:59:01
granny2billy 
Sooo whats this story about?

17. Марта 2007, 18:06:54
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re:
granny2billy:  who knows, it's a dead end I think.  Time for a new one of just some story chat.

17. Марта 2007, 18:16:25
granny2billy 
cool, have you posted on iyt before? we used to start each morning with coffee and.... before we started our stories

17. Марта 2007, 18:29:16
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re:

granny2billy:   Yes but never stories.  Real coffee or "internet coffee?"


 



17. Марта 2007, 19:38:03
granny2billy 
ha ha internet coffee of course and internet pastries, that way no one gets fat. lol

17. Марта 2007, 22:26:56
Papa Zoom 
Субъект: Re:
granny2billy:.
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18. Марта 2007, 02:17:51
granny2billy 
cool, more steam on the coffee please, i like it very hot

18. Марта 2007, 03:15:30
ScarletRose 
Субъект: Re:
granny2billy: Hello Addict.. hehe.. is this Raven from IYT.. ??

18. Марта 2007, 15:30:11
granny2billy 
hi scarlet, yes it is. when do we begin the story? do we have a theme we want to pursue?

19. Марта 2007, 05:58:37
Foxy Lady 
Субъект: Re:
granny2billy: raven hey good to see ya.Now with you and SR some good stories we'll get.

19. Марта 2007, 14:43:08
granny2billy 
hey fl give us a theme

19. Марта 2007, 15:08:41
granny2billy 
Субъект: Murder at the Spring Thing
The Air smelled of Cherry Blossoms and Fresh Mowed grass. Sally took a long leisurely breath, relishing the rebirth of spring. Her thoughts were on this evening. Tonight was the Annual Spring Hoedown. There would be lots of new cowboys from the ranch attending. maybe this year she would find the right one.

19. Марта 2007, 15:30:10
granny2billy 
Субъект: story cont
Sheriff Bigones sat at the table, newspaper clippings, magazine articles & books spread all around in front of him. He swiveled in the chair and began perusing through the microfeish records again. The Ranch had to hire 10 new men again this year, he had to get to the bottom of these mysterious disapperances this year.

20. Марта 2007, 04:29:45
ScarletRose 
Субъект: Re: story cont

Scarlet finishes brushing her hair and dawbs some lip gloss on.. *beep beep*..


She quickly rushes out the front door, excited about her evening out. The Annual Spring Hoedown was always a favorite event for the young ladies of the area.. for this is the time of year when the new Ranch hands would be around town having fun before the steady work of summer consumes them. And, it was also a time when the town would crown the Annual Spring Princess..


Hey all!! Scar quickly pushes out while she flings herself into the car and shuts the door..


The girls pulled up and parked along the curb. Pastel lights are swaying in the gentle breeze and the barn music blares over the speakers hung from the park lamps.. The girls look at each other giggling anticipating a nightful of fun..


 


21. Марта 2007, 01:38:26
granny2billy 
Sally leans against the post, scowling as she watches the popular girls get out of the cars. They were giggling and laughing like children. Those girls were the only thing that might stand in her way tonight. Luckily she had a plan for them.

21. Марта 2007, 06:52:57
ScarletRose 

Oh wow Robin,.. Look!!.. there goes Johnny now, Scarlet grabs her elbow and motions toward the Street lamp,.. I always did think he was such a cute one.. She quickly brushes off the wrinkles from her skirt and blouce, then reaches into her purse to clutch onto her ID and lip gloss.. She briskly runs a brush through her hair as she repositions the side mirror to reflect her youthful face. Finally, she smears the gloss smoothly over her subtle lips as she purses them into a silent kiss and stands ready for the group.


Oh my! she mumbles under her breath.. its Sally.. what the heck is shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee doing here? Snubbing their noses a bit in the air the girls walk swiftly past..


21. Марта 2007, 21:48:04
granny2billy 
Sheriff Bigones pulled the cruiser into the spot marked "authorized personal only". He looked around to make sure no one was watching him and quickly got out of the car and hurried away from the police car, so no one could see where he came from. He slipped into the back entrance of the barn and began his work.

21. Марта 2007, 21:56:21
granny2billy 
Sally watched as the three bitch's strolled past her, with their noses high in the air. She saw the sudden nudge Scarlet gave Robin when Johnny Walker came into view. hum, Sally thought, Johnny huh, well he will be the first to go. Sally walked swiftly toward the back parking lot, her mother was helping with the food at the hoedown so she had access to the back door. She slipped silently into the barn and turned quickly to the right. THUNK she ran right into a tall muscular man standing in the hallway. Sally looked up into his face and apologized profusely. This man was remarkably handsome. He wore tight fitting western jeans, shiny black snake skin boots, a pearl button western shirt and a black cowboy hat, that sat slightly ajar on his head of thick black hair. He had the bluest eyes she had ever seen and a slightly rough looking completion.

21. Марта 2007, 22:03:46
granny2billy 
Mineare Bigones was surprised to feel the thunk on his left side and even more surprised to see the scrawny young girl that made it. He instinctively grabbed out to break her fall and caught her by the waist. Her frame was tiny and she couldnt have weighted more than 100 lbs soaking wet. She wasnt unpleasant looking, but no beauty either. Her dark blond hair looked greasy although he could smell the shampoo remnants of freshly washed hair. "Whoooa, slow down young lady, Wheres the Fire?"

22. Марта 2007, 00:17:58
GGROBINLOVE 
Oh! Lookie there Scarlet, Johnnie is coming our way!!!!!!! I wonder if he will ask ME to dance! He is so totally awsome in that Black Stetson. Did any of you see him in that Rodeo riding that huge Bull of Buckey Lewis's Uncle Mack down in Pine? He won the record for staying on that Bull! THAT BULL has thrown so many riders. IO heard that Sallys dad lost a big deal of money on that ride! HE THOUGHT FOR SURE THE BULL WOULD WIN!! I hear that her dad might have to file bankrupcy too.

26. Марта 2007, 01:19:08
ScarletRose 

Scarlet stood by the punch table glancing over the crowd.. nodding hellos and flashing smiles at the boys she recognized.. Just as Robin announced that Johnie was walking towards them Scarlets attention turned to him she was taken by his stroll. Scarlets hazel eyes widened and her lips opened into a dazzling smile. She tossed her head back allowing her golden ringlets to whisp past her shoulder.


Johnies smile made her melt and while she was mesmerized she failed to notice the red head approaching from behind.. The bubbly girl excused herself as she brushed on past both Robin and Scarlet and embraced Johnie. The young couple soon walked hand in hand over to the tables on the opposite side of the room. "Oh well" Scarlet sighed.. "plenty more fish in the sea I suppose". Glancing over at Robin she tried not to show her disappointment.


Oh My Goodness!! look who is here!! Scarlet points through the crowd and soon is shuffling through them as she tries to grab cowboy Dan's attention.. Oh DAN!! Danny!!


Robin slips around trying to keep up..


26. Марта 2007, 02:38:59
Papa Zoom 
Cowboy Dan was lost in thought.  This was the last place he wanted to be at the moment, he had other things on his mind.  He pushed those thoughts aside and looked around the room.  A lot of his friends were here and he knew he'd be glad he came later.  He always felt better after being with his friends.  As he walked about the room, he heard his name being called. He knew immediately who it was.  She was the only one that called him Danny.  Most called him Dan even though his given name was Daniel.   He turned to look and saw Scarlet waving at him.  She always brought a smile to his face. 

"Hi Scarlet.  Good to see you here tonight," he said.  He walked toward her and removed his hat. 

"So how is Scarlet doing tonight?" he said. 

27. Марта 2007, 01:36:25
granny2billy 
Sally watched as Dan walked over to Scarlet and began to talk to her. It was right that moment that she decided who would be first. She rubbed the onion extract into her eyes and scurried toward Dan and scarlet. Dan! Dan! she called. She ran up to Dan Matthews and grabbed his arm. Dan, your brother, he has been in an accident, you must come with me right away!

Dan turned when he heard his name being called and was surprised when Sally Jackson grabbed him arm. Cory? what happened to Cory?, he said in a strained voice. He was trying to climb over my back yard fence and ripped his leg open on a nail. I bandaged him and made him lay down, because he was feeling dizzy. You have to come with me right away!

Dan loved his little brother, Cory, more than anything and he didnt think twice about saying goodbye to scarlet and hurrying after Sally.

Sally knew that Dan was going to follow her and she felt a swell of pride at how good an actress she had become these last couple of years. He was falling very nicely into her trap.

27. Марта 2007, 02:05:58
granny2billy 
Mineare was curious about that girl. After he had caught her in his arms, she looked at him very seductive way and they bolted away into the darkness

. He wondered why he didnt know about this girl before now? He had to find out more. He decided to ask around about her.

27. Марта 2007, 02:06:41
granny2billy 
oops, supposed to be and THEN bolted away into the darkness. haha

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