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 JokesA place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-) Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children. All jokes should be family friendly. No profanity No jokes of a sexual nature KEEP IT PG rated Thanks! Вам не разрешено писать сообщения на этом форуме. Минимальный статус, требуемый для того, чтобы писать на этом форуме - Мозговой Конь. Режим: Каждый может объявить
<< < 1 2 3 > >> 7. Марта 2007, 17:56:08 Субъект: funny vehicle problem 26. Июля 2006, 19:15:04 Субъект: more funny signs http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Darkfox72/JokeSign7.jpg
http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/SignOfConfusion_26.jpg http://www.blog4humor.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/be%20a%20sperm%20donor.bmp ??? http://i16.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/c5/49/e4_1_b.JPG http://www.oldtowncathouse.com/images/new-05/cat-vomit_lg.jpg 8. Июля 2006, 19:48:25 Субъект: out in the cornfield 7. Июля 2006, 03:21:46 Субъект: what crossed the road? Сделано для nobleheart (7. Июля 2006, 03:27:33) http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg - bob sent me this: http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg - http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png - http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif - http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg - a fowl link: http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/ - What's your favorite chicken? Fried Barbequed Broiled Rubber - Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry? They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork - Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road? To get to the secondhand shop. - Why did the rabbit cross the road? to get to the hopping mall. - Why did the wasp cross the road? It needed to go to the waspital - How do you keep a dog from crossing the road? You put him in a barking lot. - Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side. - Where do animals go when they lose their tails? They go across the road to the retail shop. - and last but not least,these: Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back? Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser. - Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop? She wanted to lay it on the line. - 5. Июля 2006, 05:35:27 Субъект: signs of the times2 http://www.cornichon.org/archives/Sign.jpg
dogs can read now? http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users6/kytn/weirdsigns/large-msg-1112826980-2.jpg http://www.texaskayakfisherman.com/forum/files/weird_sign.jpg http://images.plus613.com/9000/www_plus613_com_gogglesw.gif protection from what? http://tommyschultz.com/images/funny/coconut-sign.jpg http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/get_gas_sign.jpg guess i won't order beans http://dominic-mazzoni.com/albums/funny/CIMG0253.jpg s'plain please http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/class_of_2007/funny_ad_of_the_day/dirtyyyyy_d.jpg aha thats were they all go!! http://www.club101.org/links/pic3.html scroll down to the bottom sign http://www.pushby.com/friends/jesse/archives/images/ohgodsm.jpg ok I think thats about enough for the day -- 4. Июля 2006, 23:17:06 Субъект: cookie humour? 16. Июня 2006, 17:26:50 Субъект: signs of the times 12. Июня 2006, 22:33:41 Субъект: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some: ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya? http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg 9. Июня 2006, 20:12:32 what needs to be invented: http://www.joke-around.com/pictures/cell_phone_for_men.jpg some reason why women outlive men: http://humanics-es.com/men-women.jpg http://astronomibladet.dk/images/uploads/Artikler/practical_joke.jpg mmm: http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/men_bathe_kids.jpg http://www.sickjokes.net/media/men2.jpg 8. Июня 2006, 19:56:20 Субъект: snorkies 8. Июня 2006, 18:29:58 Субъект: Re: at the cocktail party irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was: http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg 31. Мая 2006, 18:33:53 12. Мая 2006, 20:36:52 Сделано для nobleheart (12. Мая 2006, 20:38:03) 9. Мая 2006, 18:51:26 Субъект: funny fotos http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/boat_accident.jpg
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/BoatSign.htm ( note the name of the boat in this one ) http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Girder.htm http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/ParkPile.htm ( you can't all park ion the same spot,gino's" ) http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Plane.htm http://travist.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/L.A.Staal_Crane_accident_001.jpg 24. Апреля 2006, 20:48:32 Субъект: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones Сделано для nobleheart (24. Апреля 2006, 20:48:58) find & post a link to a funny pic,here mine:
http://www.blolg.com/wp-content/images/october/_Billboard_Cleaning.jpg 24. Апреля 2006, 19:19:48 Сделано для nobleheart (24. Апреля 2006, 20:49:32) 2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"
har har ho ho hee hee 17. Апреля 2006, 23:18:47 Субъект: this is funny 17. Апреля 2006, 23:15:33 Субъект: Re: The world's shortest fairytale The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny 14. Апреля 2006, 04:39:36 Субъект: no comment http://www.bayshirts.com/Innocent.htm
http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/humour/karma-dogma-132-tn.gif http://www.borderdogs.com/funnytshirts.jpg http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/thumbs/bombtechnicianThumb.jpg http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/random.asp?pictureid=479&title=funny%20pictures ( this one comes with a discount if you buy 12 ) http://www.hotoffthepressonline.com/wizbrain.jpg how it all started: http://modernfreaktshirts.com/ChoicesPics/adamandeve04.gif 14. Апреля 2006, 04:30:27 Субъект: this is on my shopping list now 14. Апреля 2006, 04:28:46 he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one 3. Апреля 2006, 23:59:52 Субъект: hey ScarletRose 6. Марта 2006, 22:35:02 Субъект: Re: amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested 2. Марта 2006, 19:33:20 Субъект: a search engine for those who like ducks 25. Февраля 2006, 21:50:47 Субъект: cat stuff "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb "The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847) "Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying "There are no ordinary cats." - Colette "The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci "Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln 1. Февраля 2006, 21:45:43 Субъект: have you heard the curly shuffle 29. Января 2006, 22:00:59 21. Января 2006, 01:54:20 Субъект: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays... ...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years: http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg all the best to everyone in this year. 22. Декабря 2005, 04:59:59 Субъект: ty..I love calvin & hobbs 4. Декабря 2005, 18:37:53 Субъект: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? answer:
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/106/1266/640/whack%20a%20mole.jpg http://www.charlestonmuseum.org/Photos/education%20photos/WAC%20poster%201.jpg http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Thisoldman.shtml http://www.wizardfkap.com/pic/whack.gif http://www.neshanock.org/Whack%20at%20That.jpg http://hem.passagen.se/st5534/whack.jpg http://sewingartscenter.com/admin/classes/images/Stack%20&%20Whack.jpg http://fray.slate.com/media/1/123125/123011/2093474/2093475/040123_whack-a-pol.jpg and of course,saving the best to last: http://www.threestoogesonline.com/images/tripleslapanim.gif 22. Ноября 2005, 04:51:37 Субъект: more silliness There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in He was once heard to wish While eating his fish "I shouldn't have left the damn hook in" -- There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. 21. Ноября 2005, 06:03:25 Субъект: Re: notable replies amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
----- how about these: A graduate student from Trinity Computed the cube of infinity; But it gave him the fidgets To write down all those digits, So he dropped math and took up divinity. -- A burleycque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction and died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne, They went to sea in a bottle by Klein, Since the sea was inside the hull, The scenery seen was exceedingly dull. -- A research professor Renee, Cloned people from ape DNA. The project went well, Anyone can tell, 'Cause they're members of congress today. -- Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to a reckless potential; But a rascal named Ohm Conducted her home - Her decline was, alas, exponential. -- There once was a girl named Irene, who lived on distilled kerosene. But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon, And since then has never benzene! -- An electron, while trav'ling in space, Met a positron there "face-to-face." The electron then sighed, At the sight of his bride And they "died" in a loving embrace. -- 20. Ноября 2005, 02:24:39 Субъект: blonde jokies how a blonde uses a photocopier
http://ducky-eh.com/gallery/albums/randompics/thumb_blonde-photocopy.jpg blonde with mouse http://www.blondejokes.ws/images/blonde.gif 18. Ноября 2005, 23:15:37 Субъект: he he he 16. Ноября 2005, 01:23:50 Субъект: your brain on brainking we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg -- well this is "your brain on brainking": http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg 1. Ноября 2005, 00:26:55 Субъект: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke.... Lamby: you sure you didnt work here:
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AS5672.jpg 31. Октября 2005, 18:08:21 Субъект: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke.... Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
-- http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm 25. Октября 2005, 02:17:56 well its funny...lol..ty
--- http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/doughboy.jpg http://www.tournamentofstuff.com/pillsbirycartoon.JPG 25. Октября 2005, 01:13:23 Субъект: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it? 19. Октября 2005, 03:00:47 some fun stuff
weird-search-engines strange stuff search engine http://www.altervistas.com/ find a grave search engine http://findagrave.com/index.html http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria= find the weather history of a place on any date http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup 17. Октября 2005, 19:41:44 Субъект: 8^\ 16. Октября 2005, 01:43:50 Субъект: watch about the blonde jokes.. ...or someone might crack"the pink whip"
-- why dont we find some(clean) men jokes: http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Women-&-Men-Joke.jpg http://www.chemistryquestion.jp/images/joke/If%20men%20did%20housework.jpg http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/hillarydl/LadiesKitchenAccesory.jpg http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/perfect-man.jpg http://www.oursworld.net/ingilizce-ders/karikatur/dergi-karikatur/sixtymiles.jpg http://members.tripod.com/~joke_joker/ironman.jpg http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/perfect-male.jpg 14. Октября 2005, 06:10:15 Субъект: chuckle 12. Октября 2005, 02:59:02 neither was just walking along the river edge 12. Октября 2005, 02:51:17 Субъект: Re: Сделано для nobleheart (12. Октября 2005, 02:59:11) skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here: Link edited due to nudity.. Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..  << < 1 2 3 > >> |
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