I am horribly big;
my strength is tectonic.
A dashing man of the most elegant
features.
The games I enjoy can only compare to
my grandiloquent personality, and turgid
ego. The style of my game play falls into
a rubric of effulgence. If you see the end near while trying to play me,
resist the way of the valetudinarian.
All of my manor of chat is superfluous; of the up most pretension. If you find my sesquipedalian chat a bother, kick rocks.
NO malapropism when talking to me please, I might eruct vomit on my keyboard.
