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Subject: Library Billing Notice Borrower
Name: APACHE CHIEF OF THE MESCALAROS

Overdue Books:

UFO Sightings (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $25

Basics Of Tai Chi (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $17

Aircraft of WWII (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $34

How to Fart in Public (10/30/1993)
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Gone with the Wind (10/30/1993)
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