A man was walking along the beach one day when he stumbled across a lantern. He rubbed the lantern and a Genie came out. The Genie said to the man "I'm in a very bad mood and tired of granting wishes. I'm only going to allow you one wish, so what is it?" The man thought for a moment and said to the Genie "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but am afraid to fly. I want you to build a bridge so that I can drive there". The Genie grew angry and said to the man "Are you insane? Do you know how much steel and concrete that would take? That's impossible, wish for something else." The man thought some more then said, "O.K., I want to understand women's feelings and emotions." The Genie quickly replied, "Would you like that highway two lanes or four lanes." sorry Ladies...